Schmidt Quote #436
Quote from Schmidt in TinFinity
Nick: Okay, I'm older now. I am wiser. I want to help plan my own party.
Schmidt: Okay, fine, I will give you balloons...
Nick: Oh, sweet, balloons are...and Porta Potties.
Nick: Porta Potties?! That sounds like a job for babies.
Schmidt: [shows pictures of porta potties] Does that look like a job for babies?
Nick: Oh, so this is a big job? I thought you were being disrespectful.
Schmidt: No!
Nick: Oh.
Schmidt: Where do you think people are gonna go to the bathroom?
Nick: I never thought of that
Schmidt: And you are now in charge of that, and if you dig a hole in a- in, in a dirt field, I'm gonna kill you.
New Girl Quotes
‘TinFinity’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey, man, you watch Homeland? No? I'm in the first season, second episode. Don't spoil anything.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: What up, guys?
Nick: Oh, "What's up, guys." You're just gonna walk over and say, "What's up, guys?"
Schmidt: Winston, does he think you're Omar Epps?
Quote from Jess
Cece: Okay, you know what? You need what I needed. You need a new guy, all right? Dating Shivrang helped me get past all the weird stuff with Schmidt.
Jess: I need the Anti-Nick.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: I need a real man, who can express his feelings, and I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.