Jess Quote #375
Quote from Jess in Pepperwood
Edgar: You said, "Great literature is surprising." What's more surprising than killing your main character?
Jess: What about this ... go with me ... what if, um, what if my character lives and the book just goes on? Imagine coming to the end of the book, and then just finding a lot more book. Surprise. ["I'm So Excited" ring tone plays] Um, oh.
Edgar: I heard that song yesterday.
Jess: This song is everywhere these days.
Edgar: Were you at my house? Okay, thank you. Good-bye.
Jess: No. No! No!
Edgar: I have to go... right now.
Jess: [on the phone] Apricot's leaving! Apricot's leaving!
New Girl Quotes
‘Pepperwood’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Don't mean to interrupt, I just hear you're the best teacher of adults?
Jess: Oh, no.
Nick: I wonder if there's room for one more?
Jess: No!
Nick: How you guys doing? I'm Julius Pepperwood.
Jess: Not now, okay?
Nick: I'm an ex-cop, ex-Marine. I'm here to learn how to write short fiction.
Jess: Oh, okay, Julius, just... take a seat and, um, keep small.
Nick: I'm from Chicago. Thin-crust pizza? No, thank you. I'm from Chicago.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh, like your barnacle toenails?
Winston: Uh... sh...
Schmidt: You guys talk about my toenails?
Winston: Never... talk about your toenails, Sch... Schmidt.
Schmidt: I know my toenails are a little rugged. Woodsy.
Winston: I mean, I have never wondered if you could shimmy up a palm tree.
Schmidt: But it's because I have a keratin surplus, I mean... They're not that bad, look at these things.
Winston: Aah! Schmidt!
Cece: Ew!
Winston: It looks like an open Swiss Army knife.
Schmidt: Most of them are hard, but one of them is really, really soft.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Oh, my God, what happened to your eyebrows? You look like Audrey Hepburn.
Winston: Don't we own an industrial-size paper cutter?
Jess: Ugh!
Schmidt: Oh, whatever.
Nick: What the hell is that?
Jess: So close to the eating area!
Schmidt: Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots."