Winston Quote #149
Sam: Got it.
Winston: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, man.
Sam: Now that I think about it, I mean, I'm not really surprised by you and... you know. I mean, three guy roommates. If I really am being honest with you, you were the only one that I was really threatened by. I mean, you got Metrosexual Jones and Sweatshirt Guy over there.
Winston: What are we talking about here?
Sam: Yeah, I would trade places with you in a heartbeat. You know, except for the mustache. Can I ask you something? How did you get her?
Winston: Oh...
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Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess.
Jess: Yes. Yes, my love.
Winston: Honey, we both know we have been unhappy for far too long. I am not just a vehicle you get to ride to Pleasure Town. Be gone, honky! [throws drink at Jess] This is for your own good. Say good-bye to paradise, honey!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You would've been my nightmare. We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Schmulie not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas, very bad for our brand.
Quote from Winston
Winston: It was Black Santa.
Schmidt: Santa Claus isn't even real.
Winston: We got a Black president, we got a Black Santa Claus.
Schmidt: It was not Black Santa Claus! What a ... that's ludicrous.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Now, what is he doing? He should be at home getting ready.
Jess: I believe. I believe Sam and I want to go see him.
Winston: To the Black North Pole!