Jess Quote #344
Jess: You just think you can come back and I'm just gonna be waiting for you?
Sam: No, of course not. I mean... I had to at least try.
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love.
Sam: What?
Jess: With Winston.
Sam: What?
Jess: We've lain together.
Winston: No, yeah, I don't know how it happened. It just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
Jess: The relationship.
Winston: You know, sometimes when we're hanging out, it can get a little rough.
Jess: Oh, boy, does it.
Winston: Yeah.
Sam: All right. Well, I didn't know that, so...
Winston: What's going on? I feel like I'm missing something.
New Girl Quotes
‘Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess.
Jess: Yes. Yes, my love.
Winston: Honey, we both know we have been unhappy for far too long. I am not just a vehicle you get to ride to Pleasure Town. Be gone, honky! [throws drink at Jess] This is for your own good. Say good-bye to paradise, honey!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You would've been my nightmare. We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Schmulie not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas, very bad for our brand.
Quote from Winston
Winston: It was Black Santa.
Schmidt: Santa Claus isn't even real.
Winston: We got a Black president, we got a Black Santa Claus.
Schmidt: It was not Black Santa Claus! What a ... that's ludicrous.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Now, what is he doing? He should be at home getting ready.
Jess: I believe. I believe Sam and I want to go see him.
Winston: To the Black North Pole!