Winston Quote #148
Jess: What, he just wants a relationship now, out of the blue?
Winston: You never just dreamed about him crawling back to you? Anybody who's ever been dumped has dreamed about that special someone crawling their way back to them. I mean, come on, right? It's the dump fantasy.
Schmidt: Let's workshop that term.
Jess: Of course I have. We meet in a hospital, during wartime. You can forgive a lot during wartime.
Schmidt: That is a fantasy, Jess. Okay, people don't change. They just think that they do. He's a player. Think about it. Why would a good-looking person ever become a doctor?
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Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess.
Jess: Yes. Yes, my love.
Winston: Honey, we both know we have been unhappy for far too long. I am not just a vehicle you get to ride to Pleasure Town. Be gone, honky! [throws drink at Jess] This is for your own good. Say good-bye to paradise, honey!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You would've been my nightmare. We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Schmulie not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas, very bad for our brand.
Quote from Winston
Winston: It was Black Santa.
Schmidt: Santa Claus isn't even real.
Winston: We got a Black president, we got a Black Santa Claus.
Schmidt: It was not Black Santa Claus! What a ... that's ludicrous.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Now, what is he doing? He should be at home getting ready.
Jess: I believe. I believe Sam and I want to go see him.
Winston: To the Black North Pole!