Cece Quote #45
Jess: I'm sorry, but in my defense, Nadia just spent an hour explaining to me how to drink vodka with my butt.
Cece: You just embarrassed me in front of my colleagues.
Jess: Are you kidding me? It's not like you work in the UN.
Cece: You judge me for being a model.
Jess: Yes, I do.
Cece: You always have.
Jess: It's your birthday, and you won't eat cake. Cece, you're better than that; you really are. I just... I just feel sorry for you sometimes.
Cece: You feel sorry for me? [hits Jess's boob]
Jess: You just hit me in the boob.
Cece: It was an accident.
Jess: It was not an accident.
Cece: Fine. It wasn't.
New Girl Quotes
‘Models’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Uh, Schmidt, I got you something, man. Uh, they didn't have a Jewish star at the store, so I got you a regular cookie and I made the star myself by breaking off the pieces. It's meant to celebrate your Jewish heritage.
Schmidt: What is this?
Nick: A Jewish star... I just said that.
Winston: Hey, hey, Schmidt, just...
Schmidt: This... Is so terrible!
Nick: You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie. You gave me a cookie, gave you cookie. Gave me cookie, got you cookie! You gave me cookie, I got you cookie, man! Gave me cookie, got you cookie! We're even! We're even, Schmidt! I mean, what do you want from me? What do you want, Schmidt? I've been racking my brain all day. I walked around the grocery store, man, for 45 minutes. I didn't know what to get you. And then I was thinking I was gonna get you ramen like we used to eat, but you probably eat, like, fancy ramen now with, like, figs in it. I don't know, man. You love me too much, Schmidt, and you picked the wrong guy. And when are you gonna get that through that giant head of yours? I'm just gonna let you down, man.
Quote from Jess
Jess: [sings] Happy birthday, dude!
Cece: Hello.
Jess: I made you a cake.
Cece: Can't. Booked a car show for tomorrow, and I have been so good this week. I lost four pounds.
Jess: Oh, come on, Cece. It's your birthday. We're gonna eat cake, we're gonna watch Clueless on VHS, and we're gonna try to make prom dresses out of towels. Obviously, just like we always do.
[flashback:]
Young Jess: As if! As if is, like, the funniest thing ever.
Young Cece: I wish I had a stepbrother to fall in love with.
Young Jess: I know, right? Paul Rudd.
Quote from Cece
Cece: You and I have never spent my birthday apart, ever. Except for the one time in seventh grade where you walked out of my sleepover because you claimed...
Jess: When you struck me in the breast.
Cece: But I didn't even touch boob, because you know, we all knew you were stuffing...
Jess: Oh, my God. We were all stuffing. Stuffing? We all stuffed.
Cece: You've seen my grandmother. I was not stuffing.
Jess: Yes, we were. It was seventh grade.
Cece: I've been like this since I was seven.