Winston Quote #122
Quote from Winston in Neighbors
Nick: Don't worry about it. I'm on it.
Winston: What do you mean, you're on it? You're gonna prank him, aren't you? I-I knew it! I knew it! You're gonna prank him. Hey, can I help you? I'm really good with pranks?
Nick: You may not help with the pranks.
Winston: Why not, man? I'm the best with the pranks, man. They call me "Prank Sinatra."
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra.
Winston: Oh, come... 'Cause I am.
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‘Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Not only am I the youngest person in this loft, I'm also the most successful.
Jess: Oh! Shut up, Schmidt. Are you honestly measuring yourself like a little boy?
Schmidt: I'm sorry that you're not growing any more like me. And apparently, I'm gonna be growing forever. I'm like a Jewish Peter Pan. Petya Pan. Peiter Pan. Pesach Pan.
Nick: Why don't you take it down a notch before this old man takes you outside and makes you pick a switch?
Schmidt: I'm like Snow Leopard. You guys are like DOS.
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Now come on, guys, just tighten up, all right? Think young. What the hell is that smell?
Nick: It's Old Spice.
Schmidt: I'm smelling Old Spice?
Nick: Yeah, and yes, It has "Old" in the title, and yes, it's all over my body.
Schmidt: Okay, well, take it off.
Nick: I'm wearing the Spice. The Spice is cool.
Schmidt: It's not even a real spice, man. Take it off.
Nick: The Spice is coming back! Everybody knows it! The guy on the horse!
Schmidt: You can wear any spice. Don't wear Old Spice!
Winston: Classic cologne fight.
Quote from Nick
Nick: I like getting older. I feel like I'm finally aging into my personality.
[flashback to Nick reading a comic on his front step as Frisbee lands beside him:]
Young Nick: Keep this crap out of my yard! And turn that nonsense down!
[present:]
Nick: They never did get that Frisbee back. I used that Frisbee as a dish. [chuckles]
Jess: Seriously?
Nick: I used it for pistachios in my room.