Nick Quote #197
Nick: You know, I always wanted to be Kurt Loder.
Jess: Kurt Loder? He never even went to the Spring Break House. He was stuck in New York, talking to Pearl Jam.
Nick: He is the elder statesman of our generation.
Jess: Why are you making me a drink? You never bring work home.
Nick: All right, this is gonna sound really weird, but in the future I might do something really bad to you, and I hope you'll forgive me. Do you like old-fashioneds, Jess?
Jess: I've actually always wanted to try one. How did you know? [knock at the door] What are you gonna do to me?
Nick: I don't know. But it could be bad. Like me getting drunk and peeing in your closet on all your pretty dresses.
Jess: [laughs] I forgive you.
Nick: Imagine all that pee on your pretty dresses, Jess.
Jess: I still forgive you.
New Girl Quotes
‘Katie’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Let's just say, hypothetically, we live in a world where time travel exists, okay? So if that is the case...
Schmidt: One, Marie Antoinette. Two, Cleopatra. Three, young Ann-Margret. Four, old Ann-Margret.
Nick: Would you shut up, you clown?! I'm being serious! I'm talking about real time travel here, Schmidty.
Schmidt: And I made an astute observation off of that.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Okay, look, I had the best sex of my life last night. He brewed me like a fine chamomile.
Nick: Oh, so that was you. I thought that was a couple bums fighting.
Jess: It wasn't.. It was me having sex. I left my body, went up to heaven, saw my grandparents, thought it was weird that I saw my grandparents, came back down, I became a werewolf, I scared some teenagers. I came back into my body. Only thing is, he thinks my name is Katie. And that I'm a dancer and/or something involving puppets.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: I might have met future me.
Schmidt: Who knows about this?
Nick: Nobody. You're the first person I've told, obviously.
Schmidt: Whoa.
Nick: If I find out how you die, do you want me to tell you?
Schmidt: Don't worry. I already know. It's one of these moles. See this little S.O.B. right there?
Nick: That's the guy?
Schmidt: I've been eyeing him for a while. That's one's gonna turn green one day, and then [snaps fingers] there you go. Schmidt's dead.