Jess Quote #265
Bearclaw: Is there a woman in that bathroom being harmed?
Sam: No.
Bearclaw: I don't buy it. Get out of the way. I was trained for this. Now you're gonna get the Bearcl... Jess?
Jess: Hi, Bearclaw.
Bearclaw: I thought you were sick.
Jess: I'm feeling better.
Bearclaw: Why are you... if you're sick, why are nothing but your breasts covered, Jess? Are you a doctor, is that why? Are you a doc... is he a doctor?
Sam: Do you know these guys, Katie?
Andy: Who's Katie?
Nick: What is going on in... Jess?
Jess: No, Nick.
Nick: I... Katie?
Bearclaw: What is happening?!
New Girl Quotes
‘Katie’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Let's just say, hypothetically, we live in a world where time travel exists, okay? So if that is the case...
Schmidt: One, Marie Antoinette. Two, Cleopatra. Three, young Ann-Margret. Four, old Ann-Margret.
Nick: Would you shut up, you clown?! I'm being serious! I'm talking about real time travel here, Schmidty.
Schmidt: And I made an astute observation off of that.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Okay, look, I had the best sex of my life last night. He brewed me like a fine chamomile.
Nick: Oh, so that was you. I thought that was a couple bums fighting.
Jess: It wasn't.. It was me having sex. I left my body, went up to heaven, saw my grandparents, thought it was weird that I saw my grandparents, came back down, I became a werewolf, I scared some teenagers. I came back into my body. Only thing is, he thinks my name is Katie. And that I'm a dancer and/or something involving puppets.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: I might have met future me.
Schmidt: Who knows about this?
Nick: Nobody. You're the first person I've told, obviously.
Schmidt: Whoa.
Nick: If I find out how you die, do you want me to tell you?
Schmidt: Don't worry. I already know. It's one of these moles. See this little S.O.B. right there?
Nick: That's the guy?
Schmidt: I've been eyeing him for a while. That's one's gonna turn green one day, and then [snaps fingers] there you go. Schmidt's dead.