Jess Quote #228
Jess: And it made me realize something. You're wrong. All the stuff you said about Caroline, being about timing, and it just making sense? No. Because if you really love someone, it's simple.
Nick: Okay. Well, I understand what you're saying, but...
Jess: You deserve something amazing. And... you deserve love. I know you don't want to be alone, but I'm going to be there, and I'll tell that Tom Waits voice in your head to shut up. [Tom Waits voice] We don't have to settle... Nick. You're the best.
Nick: I'm moving in with Caroline. We signed a lease this morning. Thanks for saying all that stuff.
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Quote from Schmidt
Winston: So you and Cece are staying away from each other.
Schmidt: Only until my penis stops looking like a knotted wizard's staff.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Hey, Jess. I brought you some tea. Just gonna leave it right here, okay? There you go. So, Russell... Ouch. Right? I mean, who saw that coming? Not me. Certainly not Russell. I guess, I guess you saw it coming. I mean, 'cause you're the one who broke up with him.
Jess: Leave, Schmidt.
Schmidt: All right, fine. I'll leave. But you know what? Know this: you're not the only one that's hurting here, Jessica Day. The economy stinks, bees are dying, movies are pretty much all sequels now, and I...
Jess: Don't say "broken penis."
Schmidt: ...have a broken penis. Don't pretend to know my pain.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [moaning] It hurts so bad, because...
Cece: What's turning you on?
Schmidt: Oh...
Cece: The queen of diamonds? The bow?
Schmidt: Oh, my God.
Cece: The teeth in the glass?
Schmidt: I care about you so much.
Cece: The leaf painting?
Schmidt: But...
Cece: Is emotional intimacy turning you on?
Schmidt: [groans]
Cece: Are you in that much pain? Uh, he passed out. We need help!