Jess Quote #212

Quote from Jess in Kids

Schmidt: Hey, hey, guys, she's coming. Ouli's coming. I failed. I failed. I'm sorry. Uh...
Jess: Hi, Ouli. Um...
Ouli: Who is the man taking the bras off my daughter?
Cece: There is a God! I've got my period! It's so amazing! Oh, my God. Mmm. I got my period. [laughs]
Schmidt: She got her period.
Cece: So happy!
Jess: Welcome to our home. Would you like a drink?


 ‘Kids’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Jess: So... that was crazy what happened with my friends, right?
Sarah: I liked it. Your life's like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor.
Jess: You know, there actually was a show like that. It was called Golden Girls. I'm Betty White, Schmidt's Rue McClanahan...

Quote from Cece

Jess: But you're using birth control, right?
Cece: Yeah, of course. It's just that Schmidt gets so athletic that birth control becomes like one of those plastic barbecue covers in a hurricane.
Jess: I didn't want to know that.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: I've been doing some thinking, and I think it's time that I take you on a real date.
Cece: You're asking me out on a date?
Schmidt: Yeah, it'll be our first real date. Now, Italy on Ice is a celebration of all things Italian featuring ice dancing's biggest and brightest Italian stars. Drea de Matteo is scheduled to appear, but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.