Schmidt Quote #211

Quote from Schmidt in Kids

Schmidt: Oh, my God. The Melman funeral?
Ouli: No.
Schmidt: We were both sitting next to... to Un... Un-Uncle Jack? Yeah, sure.
Ouli: I don't know Uncle Jack or Mel...
Schmidt: Oh, my... I used to do your hair in Tribeca.

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 ‘Kids’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Jess: So... that was crazy what happened with my friends, right?
Sarah: I liked it. Your life's like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor.
Jess: You know, there actually was a show like that. It was called Golden Girls. I'm Betty White, Schmidt's Rue McClanahan...

Quote from Cece

Jess: But you're using birth control, right?
Cece: Yeah, of course. It's just that Schmidt gets so athletic that birth control becomes like one of those plastic barbecue covers in a hurricane.
Jess: I didn't want to know that.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: I've been doing some thinking, and I think it's time that I take you on a real date.
Cece: You're asking me out on a date?
Schmidt: Yeah, it'll be our first real date. Now, Italy on Ice is a celebration of all things Italian featuring ice dancing's biggest and brightest Italian stars. Drea de Matteo is scheduled to appear, but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.