Nick Quote #159
Nick: Russell, my man, it seems these days there's an app for everything.
Schmidt: Doesn't it, though?
Nick: Yeah, but there isn't. Let's say I'm out and about, you know, being mobile, and I want to cut a bagel, cobble a shoe.
Schmidt: Haberdash on the fly.
Nick: Is there an app for that?
Jess: No.
Schmidt: Is there?
Nick: Until now.
Schmidt: Right.
Nick: We now present to you...
Both: Real Apps!
Nick: The prototype.
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Jess: These are hangover eggs. See, they'll either stop you from throwing up the rest of the day or you'll just throw it up really fast. It's high-risk, high-reward.
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Nick: As my financial business partner, I appreciate you taking the time. All right, Russell said we need a prototype. So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, and then these are all the apps. You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. You've got a spoon. That's a corn holder. It's also a gentleman's shiv.
Schmidt: Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. Let me see it.
Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
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Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?