Nick Quote #92
Nick: [on the phone] Hey, Julia, what's up, girl? Hope you're having a great time in Beijing. I miss you; I can't wait to see you. I got the cactus. Thank you so much. I'm taking great care of it. Yeah, things are doing good here. Everything's really cool, just... taking names, kicking butt, you know, all that. So, great, I'll see you Wednesday. You're the best around. [hangs up] Nope, that's not gonna be the one. [cut] Hey, Julia, just calling back to say that I get it. Message received. I'm the cactus. [cut] If you put me in the desert, I'll grow some needles, too. You bet I would. You bet I would. FYI, I'm not high right now. [cut] Julia! Julia! Call me back. Call me back, Julia. [cut] Julia, it's Nick. I'm sorry, I just realized about the time difference. So, if you get this one first, could you please just delete the other ones? I love you. What did I jus...?
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Winston: You care to elaborate, you know, on this whole analog thing?
Nick: No, here's the reality, you never know what's gonna happen with a phone.
Nick: The hinges that hold the flip together, they get loosened over time when... when they get wet. And then once you open it, it's easier for people to go in there and see your passwords and, you know, see your codes. Once the screen breaks, your information's in the Twitterverse, man. And it's all out there for everyone to see, all these little monkey elves, man, all these kids. That's all they do. [sputters] Get your information, man. Bottom line is you can't control your technology. That's what's going on in Japan with all those robots. Not for me, man. That's why I trust a hard copy. Plain and simple.