Schmidt Quote #71
Quote from Schmidt in Bad in Bed
Schmidt: Gina, honestly, it would mean so much to me if you would just let me come to your baby shower.
Gina: Okay, fine. Come to my baby shower.
Schmidt: I can come?
Gina: Yeah.
Schmidt: So I'm invited?
Gina: Yeah, you're invited.
Schmidt: All right. I saw your registry. I'm gonna get you one of those portable baby pumps. You're just out there in every day life, but you're pumping yourself at the same time, you know. Just milking away. Just... [makes shooting noises]
Gina: Get out.
Schmidt: Okay, I'm gonna go.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bad in Bed’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: [British accent] Mr. Darcy's going to love my new bonnet.
Cece: Why are we here?
Jess: You don't understand. You've never been cheated on before. Spencer and I never tried anything new, and maybe if I'd been... more erotic...
Cece: Spencer cheated on you because he's a total jerk, not 'cause you're bad in bed.
Jess: It's been six years. Everything I know about sex, I learned from Spencer or the Clinton impeachment trial.
Quote from Paul
Jess: I just haven't had sex with anyone but Spencer in six years, and I get so nervous. It's like starting a new job with a really weird interview.
Paul: Don't worry about it. I'm good. I'm more than good. It's okay.
Jess: You know what? Tomorrow night. Let's just go out to dinner and then just nail each other. Just pound each other. V-bomb on the P-bomb. [makes explosion noise]
Paul: I would have the... P-bomb, right?
Quote from Jess
Jess: Hey, guys, I don't have much time. Can we get this back on track? I need to know what to do. Would flicking be, like, a cool thing?
Schmidt: No.
Nick: No!
Winston: Absolutely not.
Schmidt: How about role play? Do you know any voices?
Jess: Yes. I can do an old-timey newscaster, like, "Hey there, son, I'm gonna kick you into next Tuesday, see?"