Jess Quote #57
Quote from Jess in Cece Crashes
Nick: Okay, what's going on with you, Jess?
Jess: Why do you have to do that?
Nick: Do what?
Jess: Why do you have to say my name like that? "Jess." And why do you have to wear old man clothes all the time?
Nick: I don't wear old man clothes. You don't like the way I dress?
Jess: No, I just... Did I do something to you?
Nick: No, I just need air.
Woman: Rose for the lady?
Jess: No.
Nick: Okay, I'll buy you one. Or two... they come as two?
Jess: No, no.
Nick: I'll buy two.
Jess: No, no.
Nick: Great. Thank you. Wait, what do you mean no? Here, take some roses. Want 'em? It's two dollars, it's not a big deal.
Jess: I want them to go, no.
Nick: They're nice roses... Hey, what are you doing?! Where are you going? Jess, it was a joke. What are you doing? Get back in the car. Where are you going? That's not the way home.
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‘Cece Crashes’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: It's cool, man. It's just a little color. In a couple days I'll be brown just like you, Cece. Because... because your culture is...
Cece: What is my culture?
Schmidt: It's, um... you're... Fff... Um... Jjj... Jaflan... Jafanese? Uh, Sa-Saudi... Saudiboo... Um... Monga...
Cece: My parents were born in India.
Schmidt: India... totally. Love India.
Winston: He really does. Hey, Schmidt, why don't you tell her about all the things you love about India.
Schmidt: Uh, sure. I love, you know, uh, I love Slumdog. I love naan, uh, pepper, Ben Kingsley, the stories of Rudyard Kipling. I have respect for cows, of course. I love, uh, the Taj Mahal, Deepak Chopra, anyone named Patel. I love monsoons. I love... I love cobras and baskets, Naveen Andrews. I love mango chutney, uh, really, any type of chutney. Teepees...
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Are you even wearing underwear? What is between you and that chair?
Schmidt: Just a little bit of sunshine.
Winston: [chuckles] All right, take off that kimono, please.
Schmidt: It's my leisure wear, Winston. Look, I worked 80 hours this week. I just want to come home, put on my 'mono and just hang loose, man. Okay? If you had a job, you'd understand.
Winston: R-Really? Wow! It just got real in here. Okay, you're not gonna take the kimono off? Fine. Then I'm not wearing any pants. Boom! Bam! Mm-hmm. Everybody want to just walk around this house wearing all kinds of stupid stuff, then guess what I'm gonna do, Schmidt. I'm wearing a napkin on my face. Bam! How you like that?
Schmidt: That doesn't even make any sense, Winston.
Winston: It makes perfect sense.
Schmidt: Totally different than me wearing my kimono. You are laughing in the face of thousands of years of samurai culture. And it's an affront, Winston. It's an affront.
Winston: Look at me now, huh? This is the vibe we have in the house now because of you. You want to walk around here looking silly.
Schmidt: This is handcrafted! In China.
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Yes. I told you I'd come through. Okay, Benjamin just invited us to a very cool party.
Nick: No, I just got off three back-to-back shifts at the bar. I just want to sit here all weekend in silence playing this game, then I want to go in my room and do weird stuff on my computer.