Nick Quote #17
Jess: Nick, please talk to me.
Nick: Jess, there's nothing to talk about. You ruined my date. Every time I tried to take my clothes off, Jess, I heard your little... [screaming cackle] Your little crazy giggle scream. And all I want to do is have meaningless sex with a beautiful woman who, yes, talks in mind-bending riddles. But I can't, because I can't get your little... [screaming cackle] out of my head.
Jess: Well, maybe you don't want to have meaningless sex. Maybe that's not your style.
Nick: Well, I have a bing-bong and chickadees. It is my style.
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Winston: You know, terrible.
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Winston: She just wanted to chitchat about stuff I've never even heard of.
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Schmidt: From... from the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights. Highlights.
Schmidt: Okay. Uh, country's broke. Betty White's back.
Winston: Oh, cool, cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: All dead, man.
Winston: Damn.