Winston Quote #4
Quote from Winston in Kryptonite
Winston: You know what? Maybe I didn't have respect for you before, because, if this is what respecting you feels like, this is definitely not how I felt.
Schmidt: So, you recognize? Represent, what?
Winston: Okay, look, I'm gonna be completely honest. I've been messing with you, but it's just that I wanted my old room back. You know, you're right. I've been away a long time and things have changed around here, so I guess I kind of got to get used to that. Keep the big room.
Schmidt: See, now you're just deep dogging me, man. I'm not scared of your mind games. I'm taking the small room, Winston.
Winston: Schmidt, that's not what I mean...
Schmidt: No, no, no, no, no. Why don't you listen to what I mean? You can double reverse dog me until the cows come home. I'm not falling for it. What do you take me for? Some kind of idiot?
Winston: [quietly] Yes.
New Girl Quotes
‘Kryptonite’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Give her the shirt back, man.
Spencer: What happens if I say no?
Schmidt: You know what happens? Schmidt happens! [slaps Spencer]
Spencer: Ow. What's on your hand?
Schmidt: Thumb ring, bitch! You got some Schmidt on your face!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Can I ask you something?
Jess: You wan't my help? Sure.
Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question.
Schmidt: Okay, look, I'm meeting a girl for drinks tonight, and I'm probably going to bring her back here for sex.
Jess: I have to get to school cause it's astronomy day and I'm dressing up like Galileo, so I have to put on my beard.
Schmidt: I get that, but as a lady, where in the room do I look sexiest? You know like, like where am I best on display? Here? Here? Or... here?
Quote from Jess
[Jess kicks opens the door, walks in and places the breakfast tray own on the floor so loudly that it wakes Winston up]
Winston: What the... What the... Who?
Jess: I'm Jess.
[from the kitchen:]
Jess: [o.s., sings] I'm Je.....ss!
Winston: [o.s. loudly] What's happening?! Why are you doing that?!