Winston Quote #2
Quote from Winston in Kryptonite
Schmidt: You know I'm onto you.
Winston: What do you mean?
Schmidt: You told me that I'm top dog, but secretly you think that you're top dog. All right, now you are just trying to out top dog the top dog.
Cece: Jess, can you please take these doors off child lock so I can kill myself.
Schmidt: Men are working. Look, things are different now, man. You're not top dog anymore. I am.
Winston: Okay, you know what you are absolutely correct you are the top dog. [takes off imaginary crown] Here. [puts it on Schmidt]
Schmidt: [takes off imaginary crowd] What are you doing? There is no top dog crown. Are you trying to make me look stupid. Look man, this is about respect, I'm a lot flyer than I used to be.
Winston: Yeah, much flyer. I respect you, Schmidt.
Schmidt: No, you don't. Because if you did, you would have told me that the small room is the top dog room.
New Girl Quotes
‘Kryptonite’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Give her the shirt back, man.
Spencer: What happens if I say no?
Schmidt: You know what happens? Schmidt happens! [slaps Spencer]
Spencer: Ow. What's on your hand?
Schmidt: Thumb ring, bitch! You got some Schmidt on your face!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Can I ask you something?
Jess: You wan't my help? Sure.
Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question.
Schmidt: Okay, look, I'm meeting a girl for drinks tonight, and I'm probably going to bring her back here for sex.
Jess: I have to get to school cause it's astronomy day and I'm dressing up like Galileo, so I have to put on my beard.
Schmidt: I get that, but as a lady, where in the room do I look sexiest? You know like, like where am I best on display? Here? Here? Or... here?
Quote from Jess
[Jess kicks opens the door, walks in and places the breakfast tray own on the floor so loudly that it wakes Winston up]
Winston: What the... What the... Who?
Jess: I'm Jess.
[from the kitchen:]
Jess: [o.s., sings] I'm Je.....ss!
Winston: [o.s. loudly] What's happening?! Why are you doing that?!