Jess Quote #18
Quote from Jess in Kryptonite
Jess: $550 for the TV? Seems a little steep. I'm gonna write down a figure and this is as high as I go.
Store Owner: You drew a smiley face.
Jess: I'm a teacher. Do it for the kids.
Store Owner: For the kids, $550.
Jess: I can't go home without a TV. I thought pawn shops were about helping people and frankly, right now, I feel taken advantage of. I just got out of a long relationship and I don't know what I'm doing emotionally or lets be honest, sexually. I'll just... I'll just get out of here. [tries to grab the TV but fails to lift it]
Store Owner: Are you trying to rob me?
New Girl Quotes
‘Kryptonite’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Give her the shirt back, man.
Spencer: What happens if I say no?
Schmidt: You know what happens? Schmidt happens! [slaps Spencer]
Spencer: Ow. What's on your hand?
Schmidt: Thumb ring, bitch! You got some Schmidt on your face!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Can I ask you something?
Jess: You wan't my help? Sure.
Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question.
Schmidt: Okay, look, I'm meeting a girl for drinks tonight, and I'm probably going to bring her back here for sex.
Jess: I have to get to school cause it's astronomy day and I'm dressing up like Galileo, so I have to put on my beard.
Schmidt: I get that, but as a lady, where in the room do I look sexiest? You know like, like where am I best on display? Here? Here? Or... here?
Quote from Jess
[Jess kicks opens the door, walks in and places the breakfast tray own on the floor so loudly that it wakes Winston up]
Winston: What the... What the... Who?
Jess: I'm Jess.
[from the kitchen:]
Jess: [o.s., sings] I'm Je.....ss!
Winston: [o.s. loudly] What's happening?! Why are you doing that?!