Nick Quote #1300
Jess: Mario. I am so mad at you, but I love you.
Nick: I mean, first you're running away from us, now you're happy to see us. You are all over the map, Mario Day-Miller. [phone ringing] I got to grab that.
Jess: Is that my dad?
Nick: Yes, yeah, your dad... He, uh... he calls me every time he... he meets somebody from Chicago. I mean, he'll ask me, he'll go, "Do you know Tim from Chicago? 'Cause he doesn't know you." And then I just say "No," and then, yeah.
Jess: That doesn't make any sense. My dad doesn't even like you.
Nick: Well, that's what happens... Whatever. Who cares?
Jess: Wait. Beso's where we went on our first date.
Nick: Did we? I'm restaurant blind. I don't remember restaurants. Okay, now, we got to get Mario back home before Judith remembers she wants to take him back. Let's go! Let's go!
Jess: Wait. [gasps] Sweat back! Nick, you're lying to me. Oh, my God. Nick, this dinner... were you gonna...?
Nick: Jess, I had been planning this for so long. I just wanted everything to be perfect. But it is perfect. I mean, it's us, so this is as perfect as it gets.
Nick: Okay.
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Quote from Cece
Schmidt: How can I survive another nine months of pregnant Cece? She was so mean to me.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: I got your wings, my love.
Cece: I wanted all flats, no drumlets! Do they look flat to you?! [muffled grunting] Do they look flat to you?!
[present:]
Schmidt: She tried to jam the business end of a drumlet straight up my tuchus. And then things got worse. I can only describe what I experienced next as... anti-Semitic.
[flashback:]
Cece: Hey, gefilte face! Quit playing "Where's My Foreskin?" and get in here and rub my feet before I divorce your Yentl-loving, Ashkenazi ass!
Quote from Cece
Cece: Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I was a little bit moody while I was creating life with my body. Aly, can you believe this?
Aly: Well...
Cece: Well?
Aly: Okay, d-don't be mad, but I have never, ever seen anyone be pregnant the way that you were pregnant. So much so that, for evidence, I decided to capture it on my phone.
Cece: [on phone video] What genius got us a Jolly Jumper? Who got us the Jol... Okay, Vandana Auntie, way to go. You see, we already have a Jolly Jumper. So put the tuna salad down. Put it down! Tuna salad is for people who use the registry. Boo! Everybody boo. Why are you not booing?!
Quote from Cece
Schmidt: Even after seeing all those videos, I still want to have another baby with you more than anything else in the whole wide world.
Cece: Me, too, more than anything. Things are gonna be so different this time.
Schmidt: I'm gonna give you so much space.
Cece: I'm gonna be so pro-Semitic, that little beanie you wear on the top of your head is gonna spin.
Schmidt: Feels like a rough start, but I appreciate the effort. Let's go to the hotel.