Nick Quote #1288
Quote from Nick in Godparents
Cece: Oh, my God!
Nick: What, are we having a laundry party?
Cece: What is that?!
Nick: This? It's just a bear I found outside the loft. Yeah, I brought it for my girl Ruth.
Cece: Well, she's at school right now, and I have 15 binders worth of stuff to do that Schmidt has left for me before I go pick her up.
Nick: Oh, that's perfect. I'll just pick her up. I'll pick her up from school.
Cece: I don't need your help picking up my daughter from school. Okay?
Nick: All right, well, would you please tell her that I left this bear for her so she knows it was from me?
Cece: Mm-mm.
Nick: Ugh.
Cece: What?
Nick: There's ants all over its neck.
Cece: What?
Nick: Oh! There's more ants. Every time it gets hit, more ants come out.
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‘Godparents’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out. Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I'm excited. I shaved my entire body last night. I feel like I could ride the wind to work.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?