Jess Quote #1245
Quote from Jess in Socalyalcon VI
Cece: About you and Nick. And about how you're being his girlfriend.
Jess: You mean being his good friend.
Cece: I mean being his girlfriend. A good friend will maybe drive someone to the mall in the daytime so that they can buy a blazer. They don't go on a giggly late night crime date so that they can steal one. That's girlfriend stuff. You've been doing a lot of girlfriend stuff lately.
[flashback:]
Jess: "Godfather of Soul, blank Brown." Five letters.
Nick: Bubba.
Jess: Okay.
[flashback:]
Jess: Wait, you want to know who wins in a fight between Winston Bishop and Winston Churchill?
[flashback:]
Boy: Hey, do you know what this book's about?
Nick: Bayou n-noir. Uh, Pepperwood, he's a private investigator...
Jess: It's about a man who has nothing, who risks everything, to feel something.
Nick: Thank you.
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‘Socalyalcon VI’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: And I read that authors should all have a strong look, so I found four authors with strong looks, and I combined them. Tom Wolfe: white suit. Hunter S. Thompson: yellow sunglasses. David Foster Wallace: bandana. Toni Morrison: The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Well, here's one from deep in the storage unit. Way in the back. I once got my foot stuck in a go-kart. And I had to...
Aly: Hop six laps alongside of it.
Winston: I've been kicked out of multiple focus groups for... for crying too much.
Aly: That happened yesterday, and I was with you.
Winston: I fell asleep in study hall. Had a very loud sex dream.
Aly: That happened to my family member, and I relayed the story to you.
Winston: I fell asleep in a bathtub.
Aly: Knew that.
Winston: And I once dislocated my thumb getting off a couch.
Aly: Okay, you got five more minutes on that hippo, and then we switch.
Quote from Cece
Jess: None of that's girlfriend stuff. That's all good friend stuff.
Cece: Okay, let me, uh, toss out a hypothetical to you, okay? Nick has a piece of lint on his sleeve. Do you go, "Hey, bud, you got some lint on your sleeve"? Or do you pick it off?
Jess: I don't see how that's relevant.
Cece: Yes, you do. Because you are a rabid watcher of The Crown.
Jess: I watch a lot of shows.
Cece: And so therefore, you know... that picking lint off of a man's sleeve... is the most intimate gesture.