Schmidt: [to Jason] Hey, what's up dum-dum? I'm sorry, I was breaking so much balls before. I had a really stressful day at the office. You know, the, uh, boss was really giving it to me, so I kicked his ass, but I'm better.
Jason: Hey, uh, I know how it goes, bud.
Schmidt: So now that we have the electrical, maybe we can get started on the walls? Wh-what do you say, bud?
Jason: Oh, uh, we're gonna have to wait on the inspection. And that could take a few months.
Schmidt: A few months?! Any way we could speed this process along? What do you say, you dirty slut?
Nick: Slut?
Jason: Look, this a city issue. But we could, uh, throw a little money at the situation. See what we see.
Nick: Throw a little bit of money, see what we see.
Schmidt: Who do I make the check out to? Los Angeles? Or ma-make it to cash.
Jason: There you go.
Schmidt: Yeah. All right. Now we're talking. [adjusts pants] Ow! Caught a little bit of my ween in there.
Jason: You all right?
Schmidt: Just the tip, just the tip of the ween.