Schmidt Quote #1179
Nick: What'd I tell you? They're putting the electrical in.
Schmidt: Ta-da!
Nick: Don't say ta-da around these guys. And why are you wearing my clothes?
Schmidt: I'm you.
Nick: You are making this way creepier than it needs to be. But let's work on your stance, okay?
Schmidt: Okay.
Nick: You're gonna want to adjust your pants a lot, like watch me. Like this. Just like looking around, checking it out, adjust your pants; try it. Just do it normal, just do it normal. Don't make that face. Regular face. If you're gonna do anything with your shoulders, it's this. Just relax... No. You're doing this... Don't do that here. It's like this... Okay, let's try something else. I think you-you need to slouch a little bit, 'cause all these people have back pain.
Schmidt: Look, I'm sorry that I have good posture. I'm not on my hands and knees all day slapping hot tar on a roof. I'm sitting in an ergonomic office chair like a frickin' gentleman.
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