Jess Quote #1132
Quote from Jess in Last Thanksgiving
Jess: Oh, my God, Schmidt and Cece will be in a new home next year.
Schmidt: Next year it's at our place.
Jess: Happy last loft Thanksgiving, everyone. They weren't always perfect, but they were memorable.
All: Cheers. Hey.
Cece: Remember when you fell down that hole?
Nick: Oh, and Schmidt cooked the meal in our dead neighbor's kitchen.
Cece: [laughing] Ms. Beverly.
Winston: Remember when we had sex with strangers?
Jess: That's a misrepresentation of what happened.
Schmidt: Remember when your parents made it in the bathroom?
Jess: Or last Thanksgiving, when we all accidentally took peyote and, Winston, you wouldn't let us break the wishbone.
Winston: Break the bone, lose the wish.
Nick: That's not true!
Jess: That's not how it works.
New Girl Quotes
‘Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: If we get her to take him back...
Nick: We'd be heroes.
Schmidt: That's right. [both laughing]
Nick: Look at that, Mom, I'm gonna be a hero.
Schmidt: Why are you looking up? Your mother is still alive.
Nick: I'm looking at Chicago.
Schmidt: You think Chicago is up?
Nick: It's north.
Quote from Robby
Winston: What you taking? Little boy blues? Yeah, I've been there. How many miggies you working with? Yeah, my pharmacist bumped me up to nine.
Robby: 1,400. Yeah. I have to take 18 pills an hour in a very specific order, and they virtually assured me that I will be addicted to them.
Quote from Nick
Winston: With the speed?! He like Mayweather with the knife!
Cece: Okay, what is going on? Because you don't even use a knife to eat a steak?
Nick: Well, my girl is coming. Of course my hands are dancing. These knives are a part of me like that, uh, scissor hand guy. What is his name again? Is it Rick Snip?