Schmidt Quote #1163
Quote from Schmidt in Last Thanksgiving
Schmidt: Maybe she was just scared. You know women. They're a mystery.
Nick: Yeah, sometimes they just go to Omaha and you don't know when they're gonna come back.
Gavin: Or if they're coming back. How do you even know she's in Omaha?
Nick: Oh, because, uh, she said she was. [off Gavin's look] Nothing means anything.
Gavin: Nothing means anything.
Nick: Nothing... means anything.
Gavin: At least you're young, Nick. You got a rocking bod with kickass buns. You're not gonna have any problems. Who's gonna want an old guy like me? I've got garbage buns.
Schmidt: What? Are you out of your mind? Dad, you've got fantastic buns.
Gavin: You think?
Schmidt: I'm telling you, you've got nothing to worry about. Nick, stand up, put your buns next to each other, so... here.
Nick: What is happening here?
New Girl Quotes
‘Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: If we get her to take him back...
Nick: We'd be heroes.
Schmidt: That's right. [both laughing]
Nick: Look at that, Mom, I'm gonna be a hero.
Schmidt: Why are you looking up? Your mother is still alive.
Nick: I'm looking at Chicago.
Schmidt: You think Chicago is up?
Nick: It's north.
Quote from Robby
Winston: What you taking? Little boy blues? Yeah, I've been there. How many miggies you working with? Yeah, my pharmacist bumped me up to nine.
Robby: 1,400. Yeah. I have to take 18 pills an hour in a very specific order, and they virtually assured me that I will be addicted to them.
Quote from Nick
Winston: With the speed?! He like Mayweather with the knife!
Cece: Okay, what is going on? Because you don't even use a knife to eat a steak?
Nick: Well, my girl is coming. Of course my hands are dancing. These knives are a part of me like that, uh, scissor hand guy. What is his name again? Is it Rick Snip?