Jess Quote #1081
Quote from Jess in Hubbedy Bubby
Jess: Where are you... Ivana Getsum? How about-how about you, Anita Wang? [women chuckling]
Cece: Show your face, Melanie Fart. Where you at? Are you serious? We had a real moment.
Jess: How about, um... Babaloo Softlock?
Cece: Holden D. Cankles, where...
Woman: [o.s.] I'm here!
Jess: Burt Tacomeat?
Cece: Jackie Rectum?
Jess: Boobs Gargler?
Cece: Diaria Jones?
Jess: Oprahs' friend Gayle?
Cece: Yaseen Maboobs?
Jess: Claude Balls?
Woman 2: [o.s.] Here!
Jess: Well, I'm booze girl, and booze girl wants to hear... your voices!
All [chanting]: Booze girl! Booze girl! Booze girl! Booze girl! Booze girl!
Jess: All right, now I need your real signatures!
Cece: The forms are all filled up.
Jess: Well, then let's march to the headquarters!
New Girl Quotes
‘Hubbedy Bubby’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [on the phone] Yes, hello. I'm calling to remind you to vote for a better America and a vote for a better America is a vote for Hubbedy Bubbedy.
Mary Ellen: Hillary Clinton.
Schmidt: That's what I said. Hibiddy Bibbidy.
Mary Ellen: It's Hillary.
Schmidt: Yes, I know.
Mary Ellen: Hillary Clinton!
Schmidt: And I keep saying that. Okay? Hubbedy Barry. Maria Conchita Alonso.
Mary Ellen: What's wrong with you?
Schmidt: Celery Flintstone. [hangs up] I can't do this! Vote for Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan! Give me that. [grabs another phone] Paul Ryan in 20... 2020, for President of the United States. Paul Ryan in 2020! [grabs another phone] Pau... Paul Ryan in 2020. President of the United States. Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan! Paul Ryan in 20... [struggling] Get off of me! You smell like a wet campsite.
Quote from Nick
Winston: "Every moment you're on this Earth, is a moment I know where you are." You know who wrote that?
Nick: The great James Baldwin.
Winston: No, you wr... James Baldwin? What? Look, man, you sent me these cards when I was playing basketball in Latvia. And, I don't know, I kept all of them. They're beautiful, man. "I screamed your name at the ocean today, then I ate a sandwich that tasted like your smile."
Nick: "Wow, we used to be a lot closer."
Quote from Winston
Winston: Look, man... you got to understand something about the long "D". At first, it's very hard. Okay? It's a lot to take. But the long "D" in the end is... [chuckling] very much worth it.
Nick: You have to see what you're doing here.
Winston: Right now you're having problems. I'm not. You know why?
Nick: 'Cause you love the long "D".
Winston: I've adjusted to the long "D".
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Sometimes it's rough. Yeah, can be bumpy road sometimes, man.
Nick: The long "D" can be bumpy.
Winston: Ooh!
Nick: Sometimes there's unexpected curves.
Winston: Don't I know it.
Nick: But once it breaks you down a little bit, you learn to like the long "D". You're gonna say something like that?
Winston: You get used to it is what I'm saying.
Nick: I think I'm done with this.