Nick Quote #1072
Quote from Nick in Landing Gear
Jess: Hey. I'm just getting Cece some leggings for the hora. Can't have everybody seeing the bridal bouquet.
Nick: I don't know what you said to Reagan, but I want to say thank you, because she wants to go for it with me. She wants to do this.
Jess: Well, that's awesome. Congratulations.
Nick: Yeah, I'm freaking out. I can't believe it. I mean, why does she want to be with me? It doesn't make any sense. You of all people know that I'm just the weird detour you take before you find the guy you want to be with. I basically just help women realize that they could do a lot better...
Jess: Stop it, Nick! I'm tired of you being the only person who doesn't see how incredible you are.
Nick: Okay. I'm, uh, I'm incredible.
Jess: Yes, you're incredible.
Nick: All right, thanks. All right, I'm booking a ticket. A ticket...?
Jess: Yeah, Reagan is going to New Orleans for work for three months and she asked me to go with her, and... I'm gonna do it.
New Girl Quotes
‘Landing Gear’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Ah, so we're both going solo to the wedding.
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: We're both going drag.
Jess: I think it's stag.
Nick: Hmm?
Jess: Never mind.
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: So do you know the bride or the groom?
Robby: The bride destroyed my heart.
Nadia: I destroyed the groom's Jew penis.
Reagan: Mm. I hope you guys are giving a toast.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Your speech wasn't that bad.
Nick: My speech was fantastic. It's the best 17 minutes of my life. I really opened up my heart.
Jess: I was gonna say.
Nick: Nah, I'm just feeling bad about Reagan. I think I came on too strong, or-or... I don't know. She told me she's leaving tonight on a train.
Jess: On a train? Where's she going, Hogwarts?
Nick: No, San Diego. I don't know if "Hog-warts" is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.
Jess: Never mind.