Schmidt Quote #1110
Quote from Schmidt in Landing Gear
Cece: [on the phone] This is by far the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me.
Schmidt: I love you so much.
Cece: This is why I'm marrying you, because you do stuff like this.
Schmidt: This is the happiest day of my life.
Cece: It's also so dumb.
Schmidt: So dumb. Like, so dumb. Just the dumbest. I want to take all your clothes off and kiss every single part of your body. I want to do stuff that makes us feel ashamed about what we've done, but we won't have to...
Cece: Babe. Hey, babe. Babe.
Schmidt: I want to make love, fall asleep while we're making love...
Cece: Okay, you're on speaker. You're on speaker, so...
Schmidt: Dream of making love and wake up still making love.
Jess: Hey.
Nick: Hey, Schmidt.
Reagan: I'm also here.
Schmidt: Cece. Listen to me. I'm not going to miss this wedding. I'm going to get off this plane no matter what. You just need to buy me an hour.
New Girl Quotes
‘Landing Gear’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Ah, so we're both going solo to the wedding.
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: We're both going drag.
Jess: I think it's stag.
Nick: Hmm?
Jess: Never mind.
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: So do you know the bride or the groom?
Robby: The bride destroyed my heart.
Nadia: I destroyed the groom's Jew penis.
Reagan: Mm. I hope you guys are giving a toast.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Your speech wasn't that bad.
Nick: My speech was fantastic. It's the best 17 minutes of my life. I really opened up my heart.
Jess: I was gonna say.
Nick: Nah, I'm just feeling bad about Reagan. I think I came on too strong, or-or... I don't know. She told me she's leaving tonight on a train.
Jess: On a train? Where's she going, Hogwarts?
Nick: No, San Diego. I don't know if "Hog-warts" is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.
Jess: Never mind.