Cece Quote #196
Quote from Cece in Return to Sender
Cece: This past year with Schmidt's changed me. It's made me believe in love stories.
Jess: Is that why you were crying during the bank commercial where the two old people were texting each other?
Cece: Jessica...
Jess: I know.
Cece: They now have the money that they need...
Jess: No, I know...
Cece: to be buried together. [Jess laughs] We both know that you're not gonna be able to live with yourself if you don't give this letter to Sam.
Jess: Yeah. What if I lose him?
Cece: Well, then you'll at least know, babe. It's not your love story.
Jess: Oh. I have something to tell you. The old man in the bank commercial, um, played a Nazi in Schindler's List. Does that change anything?
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Quote from Nick
Nick: But if it goes poorly, I'm not putting Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Schmidt: Am I Humpty Dumpty?
Nick: Yeah. I'm just not doing it again.
Schmidt: You won't have to.
Nick: Also, nowhere in that rhyme does it say he's an egg.
Schmidt: He's most definitely an egg, Nick.
Nick: So, what kind of king uses all those resources to put together one egg?
Schmidt: It's a parable. Humpty Dumpty is the king.
Nick: Who told you that?
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Look, I know you don't trust my dad, but I'm happy that he's here. We're working through stuff.
Nick: Wait, Schmidt, I want you to have a relationship with your father. I really do, but I've been down this road so many times. He just shows up out of the boo, and then all of a sudden expects...
Schmidt: It's "blue". It's "blue."
Nick: Well, thanks, Eye-stein.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey, Jess, heads up, I borrowed your towel.
Jess: Use your own towel if you're gonna shower.
Nick: No, I didn't shower, I just sponged off.
Jess: Ew. Ugh! That's even worse. You didn't even get clean before you used the towel.
Nick: It's called a French whore's bath.
Jess: You wouldn't make a dime as a French whore.
Cece: You would make zero dollars.
Nick: I'd make millions, millions. Bonjour. Croissant. Millions.