Jess Quote #1033
Quote from Jess in Return to Sender
Diane: Well... Sam never responded. [Jess scoffs] I just figured he didn't want to embarrass me, you know? I mean, I-it's hard when you're friends with a guy first. So... he came home, and we just kept on like normal, and it was really painful, but I-I couldn't lose him as a friend.
Jess: Of course you couldn't.
Diane: Then... last week, this came in the mail. [Jess gasps] "Return to sender." He never got it.
Jess: Oh, my God.
Diane: Yeah.
Jess: He never knew how you felt.
Diane: No, and I-I came here tonight to give him this letter and then...
Jess: What happened?
Diane: I met you.
Jess: Oh, right. Me.
Diane: Here. I can't throw it away, but I can't give it to him. Don't worry, Jess, you... you didn't do anything wrong. I'm not the one for Sam. You are.
Jess: I'm gonna be really honest. Um, I'm having a-a very hard time rooting for myself right now.
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Nick: But if it goes poorly, I'm not putting Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Schmidt: Am I Humpty Dumpty?
Nick: Yeah. I'm just not doing it again.
Schmidt: You won't have to.
Nick: Also, nowhere in that rhyme does it say he's an egg.
Schmidt: He's most definitely an egg, Nick.
Nick: So, what kind of king uses all those resources to put together one egg?
Schmidt: It's a parable. Humpty Dumpty is the king.
Nick: Who told you that?
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Schmidt: Look, I know you don't trust my dad, but I'm happy that he's here. We're working through stuff.
Nick: Wait, Schmidt, I want you to have a relationship with your father. I really do, but I've been down this road so many times. He just shows up out of the boo, and then all of a sudden expects...
Schmidt: It's "blue". It's "blue."
Nick: Well, thanks, Eye-stein.
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Nick: Hey, Jess, heads up, I borrowed your towel.
Jess: Use your own towel if you're gonna shower.
Nick: No, I didn't shower, I just sponged off.
Jess: Ew. Ugh! That's even worse. You didn't even get clean before you used the towel.
Nick: It's called a French whore's bath.
Jess: You wouldn't make a dime as a French whore.
Cece: You would make zero dollars.
Nick: I'd make millions, millions. Bonjour. Croissant. Millions.