Schmidt Quote #1028
Quote from Schmidt in The Apartment
Schmidt: Do I want to know this story?
Cece: I hope so, because we're about to spend the rest of our lives together. So you're gonna have to hear all my stories.
Schmidt: I want to spend the rest of my life hearing all your stories. Until, of course, my hearing goes out and I get tinnitus. Do you know Dave Letterman has tinnitus?
Cece: Um... About-about what I said on the phone...
Schmidt: I'm a little freaked out, too.
Cece: You are?
Schmidt: Yes. And it has nothing to do with how much I love you.
Cece: Exactly.
Schmidt: Or how much I want to get married.
Cece: Exactly.
Schmidt: We'll be scared together. And we'll be really happy together, too. And we'll be really annoyed together, knowing that we're living with three other people and a cat. Also, I think there's another cat Winston's being very evasive about it, but... [Cece kisses him]
Cece: Mmm. It's a foster cat. I think it's helping him get over the whole Aly thing.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Apartment’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh... new partner's here. Guys, as they say, when one chapter ends, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge and make lemonade out of a molehill.
Nick: Okay.
Quote from Aly
Aly: Screw you. Here's your crap: lucky crystal, key chain fart marker, over a hundred yogurt tops, your flattened penny collection, a signed copy of a Paul Reiser biography, baby carrot thumb drive, a picture of you and Dave Coulier, loose Pez, my mom's cell number, a ticket stub from Urinetown. When did you even see that? [holds novelty glasses] Why? Why?
Winston: Oh, have you... Have you tried 'em on?
Aly: Oh, and your Pure Mood CD. This thing makes me want to swim into a boat motor.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Me neither. I pick up all my deliveries at the port.
Schmidt: The what? At the port?
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: What are you doing at the port?
Nick: Picking up my deliveries. Listen.
Schmidt: You drive all the way down to the port?
Nick: Yes.