Schmidt: Wow. L-Lovely home. Look, Javier, we've-we've come to give you an incredible opportunity: for you to apologize and get your job back. So, what do you say? [chuckles] Okay, uh, well, Javier, let me tell you something. Uh, I've been in the business world for just shy of half of two decades, and I can tell you that an opportunity like this does not come along often, so... Your boss is extending his hand.
Nick: Schmidt, stop. Look, Javier, I'm sorry. I messed up.
Schmidt: Nick, don't apologize.
Nick: I've never been a boss before, and it's weird, man. You're my friend, Javier. Remember when your cousin was in town and-and my cousin was in town and we kissed each other's cousins and... then we peed on the ice maker?
Javier: Yes. I remember that fondly.
Schmidt: So rough.
Nick: Look, we both chose the bar over other stuff. I-I could've been a lawyer, and-and you were a dentist.
Schmidt: Were you really? You were gonna be a dentist?
Javier: Endodontist.
Nick: Look, it's my job to keep the bar open, but I still want it to be a great place to work. If you come back, that'll be my top priority. That and getting your old skanky cousin back in town, so I could make out with her. And my skanky cousin back in town, so you could make out with her. So what do you say?
Javier: I say... ...your mother. [chuckles]