Jess Quote #914
Quote from Jess in Big Mama P
Jess: Don't worry about me. The doctor said I'll be good as new in no time. I know I don't look like somebody who should be questioning somebody else's judgment, but... maybe you should have told your mom you were getting married.
Cece: I know. I'm just so worried that she is not gonna like Schmidt. And then she won't give us her blessing... which would kill me.
Jess: Oh, she'll love him when she meets him.
Cece: Schmidt is not exactly what my mom had imagined for me. You know, she wanted someone maybe not so... white?
Jess: [laughs] Oh, he is so white. Remember when the power went out, and we put him in the window to keep the planes away?
New Girl Quotes
‘Big Mama P’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Cece has zero idea that you're flying her mother in for the engagement party tonight. She is... she is alarmingly in the dark. Maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we saw the British coming. India did not.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: These rings are the first of a dozen accessories that are gonna unify the bridal party. As you can see from my preliminary vision board, our wedding will borrow equally from the holy trinity of Liz Taylor, Jackie O and The Power Gays.
Cece: Oh, I'm scared.
Winston: You should be.