Winston Quote #493
Winston: Hello. I'm Winston Bishop.
KC: Winston Bishop. KC.
Winston: KC! Just be like, "Yo, KC, where JoJo at?" [laughs] In rehab, probably. He's... he was on drugs.
KC: Yeah.
Winston: Sorry. Um... I don't know what to say right now. Uh, kind of blowing this, huh? Uh... Um, I think you're very beautiful, KC, and I would like to see you again soon... like, later today for lunch?
KC: I'd love to.
Winston: Really?
KC: Here. I'm gonna put in my number... or come with me to this thing in the park I'm going to now and we can grab something after.
Winston: You know, I saw Nick Nolte in the park once. And I was like, "Yo, Nick Nolte, what you doing in the park?" And he was just like, "I'm just hanging out." Yeah, so I thought that was notable.
KC: I'm going to a rally to protest the police. Do you want to come?
Winston: Or we could just do lunch. Let's do lunch.
KC: Okay.
Winston: Yeah. Nice to... nice to meet you, KC.
[Winston walks away facing KC as he remembers his t-shirt has LAPD written on the back]
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Winston: Me? [laughs] A cop? No! No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't... No, no, no. Get that out of your head. Uh, what I do is I'm a... male stripper.
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