Coach Quote #188
Quote from Coach in Walk of Shame
Coach: May, we run in different circles. My circle's not even really a circle. It's more of a swirling mass of idiots. But, uh, that's me.
May: Yeah, you didn't have to come back in here to tell me you were an idiot.
Coach: No. What I need to tell you is I like you. And that, um... and that I hate classical music. I'm sorry, I do-- I hate it. I mean, there's so many better kinds of music now, it's...
May: Okay.
Coach: You know? But if you're playing it, I want to listen. 'Cause you mean a lot to me. All right.
May: I'm gonna play you a song, and if you can name it... [Coach sighs] then we can give this another shot.
Coach: If you don't want to do this, just... it's... I'm fine.
May: [plays Johnny Pearson's "Heavy Action"]
Coach: That's Monday Night Football!
May: Yeah, I learned it for you.
New Girl Quotes
‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.
Quote from Jess
Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.
Quote from Cece
Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?