Winston Quote #484
Quote from Winston in Walk of Shame
Coach: [to Schmidt] You put ChapStick on like a little girl putting on lipstick for the first time.
Winston: [chuckling] It's way too much puckering.
Schmidt: Winston, you know what, you shut up.
Winston: Cold busted.
Schmidt: You're the most embarrassing one of our friends by far.
Nick: With your singing.
Schmidt: Your outfits.
Coach: And the crystals.
Nick: Your mural.
Coach: The mustache.
Schmidt: Your fauxhawk.
Nick: With your bell.
Coach: Puzzles.
Schmidt: Your cat.
Winston: FYI-- you guys live with the cat, too. But at least I get to reap the benefits.
Nick: That.
Winston: Oh, oh. Look, it's not what it looks like, my man. Um, we're just trying to squeeze something out of my buddy. We'll be done when it comes out. [clicks tongue]
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‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.
Quote from Jess
Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.
Quote from Cece
Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?