Cece Quote #133
Quote from Cece in Spiderhunt
Cece: Lots of bars have popcorn machines. I really think that people would dig it. They're not that expensive, and everybody loves fresh popcorn.
Jess: Do you like somebody in the loft?
Cece: Winston. Okay, what did he tell you?
Jess: He told me you like someone but he won't name names. Is it Schmidt? Do you like Schmidt again?
Cece: No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. No.
Jess: Who is it then? Who?
Cece: I want to tell you. I want to tell you so, like, so badly-- you know me-- I want to tell you so bad, I just, um, I'm very sorry, but I can't.
Jess: Right, right, right, right, you can't tell anybody, except freaking Winston! That slow puzzler!
Cece: I know.
Jess: I'm lower down on the food chain than Officer Cat Fancy?!
Cece: No! No. No, no, no, no. It's just I know that you would do anything to help me, and in this situation, you know, there's just nothing to be done. And we both know that you would just want to get involved.
Jess: Well, I can stay uninvolved.
Cece: I want to tell you, but I can't. I just can't.
Jess: Okay. That's fine. Okay. That's cool, that's cool. New teams!
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Schmidt: Wait a minute, is your e-mail address OwwMeSoErnie@coolidge?
Winston: Still?
Coach: Yeah, man. Picked it in college. It's just gonna follow me from job to job, ISP to ISP. We've been everywhere together, brotha. Never done .org or a .gov. I would never do that.
Winston: Right.
Coach: But every other damn domain.
Schmidt: You can't e-mail a girl like May from an e-mail address like OwwMeSoErnie. Although, you did got a job at a school, so what do I know?
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Schmidt: Where is it? We've got to hunt it down. We got to have a spiderhunt.
Nick: We're not having one of those.
Coach: No, dude, no more spiderhunts.
Schmidt: Guys, they're all over me!
Jess: This is childish, and you need to get over it.
Schmidt: Jess, would you please? You know this fear comes from a very real place-- 1999. American Pie was sweeping the nation. And everybody was doing it with pies. I just happened to accidentally fall asleep right afterwards. And when I awoke, the dried apple filling was... it just had attracted so many spiders, and they were all over it, and I...