Winston Quote #461
Professor Dust: Excuse me, can I help you?
Cece: No, no, we're okay, sorry. We're okay, we're...
Coach: Yes, can you please, um, tell my investment here that she can't make any money with art history.
Professor Dust: That's not true. Last year I made almost $22,000, and my life is very hard.
Coach: You see that? You should be studying to become a doctor. They make good money, they get respect. Paging Dr. Cece.
Winston: A doctor? We wouldn't see a penny for at least 12 years. Here's what you should be focused on, okay? Something with a low risk, high reward, and that thing...
Coach: Do not say hotel management.
Winston: Hotel management.
Coach: Oh, my gosh.
Winston: Look, man, it is a secure living and it's great way to meet people.
Professor Dust: Do you mind... telling me where I might find more information on hotel management?
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Quote from Nick
Schmidt: And time! All right. Let's see what you got. "I am the Karduthian champion of... of dance." "Beer bread."
Nick: Beard bread. Bread that is in your beard.
Schmidt: That's an... that's an invention? Or is that just something that happens to you? You think Hewlett had to put up with this crap from Packard? Again.
Nick: Oh, now I'm Packard? Enough!
Schmidt: You can't come up with a good idea being all loosey-goosey.
Nick: Why don't you tell that to Howard Hughes, the inventor of the Loose Goose?
Schmidt: That was the Spruce Goose, and it didn't work!
Nick: It did work! It flew for over a mile at an altitude of 72 feet!
Schmidt: How on Earth do you know that information and not know the name of it?
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey, check it out. I'm a campus cutie.
Cece: No, you are not.
Winston: What are we learning?
Cece: Shh! I am studying Postwar British Art History.
Coach: What?
Winston: Post Br-British who? What's that?
Coach: That's just a bunch of words that mean "Screw you, investors." What else you taking?
Cece: Intro to Afrikaans.
Coach: What else? Astronomy 101?
Cece: That's next semester.
Coach: Wow.
Winston: What you gonna do, Cece, join the South African space program and be the first woman to put a David Hockney painting on the moon? Who is David Hockney?
Quote from Winston
Coach: This is an investment. Nick and Schmidt are looking for investors, so we thought it would be fun if we got into investing, too.
Coach: You're smart, you're driven. We are confident in a very robust ROI.
Winston: ROI means "Return on Investment."
Cece: I know what it stands for.
Winston: I've been reading a lot of Schmidt's investment books in the toilet. Life hack: the toilet paper makes for a very, very handy bookmark.
Coach: Life hack: read your phone on the toilet like everybody else.
Winston: Ooh.