Schmidt Quote #875
Quote from Schmidt in Coming Out
Gina: So, how's that phantom ulcer treating you?
Schmidt: I sent you those Q4 reports... Horrible burning!
Gina: Well, I'm glad you're back. See? Look how glad I am.
Schmidt: Gina, let me run point on red potatoes. I've got three pitches already ready to rock. Here's a taste. That's the first one. That's the first pitch. "Here's a taste." It's just a picture of a red potato, and the tagline is: "Here's a... here's a taste."
Gina: There's that New York sense of humor again, Schmidt.
Schmidt: Come on, Gina. Give me a shot at red potatoes.
Gina: No way, 'cause I need you. You're the best sort of mid-level employee I've ever had. You are the ass to my horse. And I'm gonna keep you right here, right by my side, where I can find you. Forever.
Schmidt: Forever?
Gina: Yeah, speaking of, might need you to suit up for my son's birthday this Saturday, so... [takes pills] What are these? Doesn't matter. Keep your phone on, okay?
New Girl Quotes
‘Coming Out’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: And I am never taking this crystal off. Well, I mean, except if I'm making a tomato sauce and the crystal keeps dipping in the tomato sauce. Then I'll take it off, and that's just being practical. I don't know too much about crystal care, but, oh, I intend to find out.
Quote from Coach
Coach: It's just the accent. That's the only thing you... You like the accent? I can do an accent. [Cockney accent:] I can do an accent. You like when I do this accent, eh? [high-pitched Cockney accent] You like when I do the accent?
Ruth: Not at all.
Coach: My dad makes cheese.
Ruth: He just made me realize that I want guys who have, like, frickin' feelings and stuff.
Coach: [normal voice] Yeah, well... But the boy looks like he was raised in a muffin.
Quote from Winston
Winston: You got girl troubles, get a crystal. Look, I'm telling you, Coach, women have been checking me out all day.
[flashback:]
Bartender: From the gentleman across the bar.
Woman: This is my favorite drink. How did he...?
Winston: Something powerful told me it was.
[present:]
Winston: Now, they gave me this crystal to help me on the streets, but I'm starting to think it's gonna help me in the sheets.
Coach: Winston, look at me. And I have never been more serious about anything in my life.
Winston: Okay.
Coach: Stop rhyming.
Winston: All the timing?