Winston Quote #450
Coach: So, Winnie, where's your bad-ass training officer?
Winston: Oh, guys, I would like for you to meet the person who will be training me as I brave the mean streets of L.A.: Officer Aly Nelson.
Nick: She's so small.
Winston: What... say...
Aly: Excuse me?
Nick: You're so small, you're...
Aly: What is happening?
Coach: I think what he was trying to say was that, um...
Aly: Yeah?
Coach: we were expecting someone who looks a little more like a cop in the traditional sense.
Nick: That's what I meant.
Winston: No, no, no...
Aly: Wow.
Coach: I'm not trying to offend you, we were just expecting, like, uh, either a really strong man or kind of like a guy with, like, a mustache.
Aly: Got it. And flowers are a... that's a normal thing to give to a grown man? Or are they trees? I can't tell, I'm so small. Cool friends, Bishop.
Winston: No, wait, Officer Nelson, just... Thank you. Thank you very much, you guys. Oh, also, thank you for the flowers. And just so we're clear... the first thank you was sarcastic, because you embarrassed me, but the second thank you was sincere as hell, because these flowers are glorious.
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[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
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