Nick Quote #789
Nick: Jess. You're not spending Christmas alone.
Jess: Oh, no.
Nick: You're going to England.
Jess: What are you guys doing?
Nick: Hey, you think you're gonna lose Ryan 'cause you're not good enough for his stupid family? Has he ever had five people get off planes for him?
Coach: I-I hadn't gotten on mine, yet.
Schmidt: T-To be fair, we were in the food court, but it's beautiful, keep going, Nick.
Winston: Look, Jess, we're not getting on our flights unless you get on yours.
Schmidt: Airport chicken, that's right.
Coach: You want to take down everyone's Christmases?
Winston: Don't be that person.
Nick: You got to go to England, and you have to just try. Go to England, Jess, it's worth it.
Jess: But my flight's boarding, and I don't have any gifts, and there's no way I'm gonna make it.
Cece: Oh, no, you are gonna make it, come on.
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Schmidt: You know what they call you where I'm from? A dirty old bitch. Dirty old "biatch." "Biatch," just in general. 'Cause I ain't from Manhattan, sir. I'm from Long Island. 5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
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Schmidt: Good, I don't want to be in this lounge. I don't want to be in any club that you're a part of.
Cece: Okay, am I missing something?
Schmidt: I don't want to be in any lounge or club that you're a part of, sir. You dirty old bitch, for good measure. 'Cause I'm from Long Island, I'll take the railroad... LIRR.
Robert: You're embarrassing yourself.
Schmidt: New York, Long Island. Billy Joel. Cece, let's roll.
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: [grabs champagne glass] Nassau County. Billy Joel, one more time. "Piano Man." "Goodnight Saigon." That's a sad one. Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.
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