Schmidt Quote #846

Quote from Schmidt in LAXMas

Concierge: Sir, may I help you? Are you a member?
Schmidt: I just had an incredible layover. Flew in from Istanbul. I just need to lay down for a while. I'm a little...
Concierge: Okay? Certainly. Uh, do you have a first-class ticket or a membership card?
Schmidt: Do I have a... a membership card? Let me ask you something. I tend to, uh... tend to deal with, uh, Sarah Beth.
Concierge: I'm not aware of a Sarah Beth, sir.
Schmidt: The last time I talked to her, she was suffering from the diabetes. Is she still on the inhaler?
Concierge: Uh...
Schmidt: Did she pass? She passed, didn't she?
Concierge: I'm afraid I...
Schmidt: I'm gonna need a minute. I'm just gonna go inside, sit down, just kind of take...
Concierge: Are you a member, sir?
Schmidt: Am I a mem...?


 ‘LAXMas’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: You know what they call you where I'm from? A dirty old bitch. Dirty old "biatch." "Biatch," just in general. 'Cause I ain't from Manhattan, sir. I'm from Long Island. 5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
Robert: You better calm down, or you're gonna be kicked out of the...
Schmidt: Good, I don't want to be in this lounge. I don't want to be in any club that you're a part of.
Cece: Okay, am I missing something?
Schmidt: I don't want to be in any lounge or club that you're a part of, sir. You dirty old bitch, for good measure. 'Cause I'm from Long Island, I'll take the railroad... LIRR.
Robert: You're embarrassing yourself.
Schmidt: New York, Long Island. Billy Joel. Cece, let's roll.
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: [grabs champagne glass] Nassau County. Billy Joel, one more time. "Piano Man." "Goodnight Saigon." That's a sad one. Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.

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