Jess Quote #774
Quote from Jess in Thanksgiving IV
Jess: You left without eating so I thought, um... I'd bring you a pie. Well, most of a pie. The guys ate some of it.
That's a lie. I ate- I ate- I ate a piece on the way over. I-I ate two pieces. Three pieces.
Ryan: Thank you.
Jess: You're welcome.
Ryan: Would you like to come inside?
Jess: No, um, I came here to say something and that is... I want more, too.
Ryan: This dish is empty.
Jess: Okay. I ate the whole pie. Look, I don't know what I'm doing or where this is going [sighs] and I'm scared, but... it's worth it 'cause it feels big. And that's why I'm going to leave right now, and we're going to take it slow. [Ryan grabs Jess and kisses her] Wow.
Ryan: Well, tonight is Bangsgiving, and I have to honor my American traditions.
Jess: And it's my duty as an American... [kisses Ryan]
New Girl Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IV’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Nick: So, I saw your butt earlier. It's been holding up nicely.
Jess: It does the trick.
Nick: And I noticed, uh, Ryan left.
Jess: Yeah. Ugh! It's so embarrassing. I kind of came onto him, and he told me he wanted more than just sex.
Nick: He wanted more than sex and that's a bad thing? How?
Jess: Well, look, I'm his boss. We could get sued, and I could get fired. There's a reason it's against the rules.
Nick: You gotta br... okay. Remember when we tried to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Jess: Okay, I stick by that-- that kid is not a hero. All he does is break rules. What's so great about that?
Nick: You're taking Rooney's side. No one takes Rooney's side.
Jess: I'm a vice principal-- Rooney is my people. Ferris hijacks a parade. That is an act of terror.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Okay, I summoned everyone to the roof because Bangsgiving is in peril. All of you are focusing on things that have nothing to do with getting laid. Let us please not repeat the mistakes that we made at my Eight Nights of Hump-akah party.
Quote from Nick
Nick: You want to know what I think, 'cause you're not going to like it.
Jess: What?
Nick: I don't think this is about breaking rules. I think Ryan scares you. You like him, and you're going to have to put yourself out there again, and that scares you. But look, life moves really fast. And if you don't stop and
look around once in a while, you just might miss it.
Jess: Is that from Ferris Bueller?
Nick: Yes, it is.
Jess: Okay.
Nick: It's a terrific movie.
Jess: All right.
Nick: And I delivered it perfectly.
Jess: It was pretty good.