Nick Quote #642
Quote from Nick in Sister III
Jess: You know, I've seen you naked before, right? What's going on there?
Nick: Oh! Never changed in front of a woman. You know, mostly you just hook up and...
Jess: Really? Are you serious?
Jess: All right, I'm gonna read. [clears throat]
Nick: [quietly] Okay. Here we go. [moans] Yeah, it's... Just gonna put this on here.
Jess: What is that?
Nick: Oh, this is my long shirt.
Jess: [snorts]
Nick: Yeah. Oh. That's why you're laughing. I had it on the wrong way. [laughs] That must have been funny-looking the way it was. I've never broken it out before you because, you know, we didn't live together, but it keeps the top really warm and lets my bottom breathe. And so yeah.
Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: Well, it's like a plant. Needs sun and air to survive.
New Girl Quotes
‘Sister III’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Reason 13: I like my stuff and I hate her stuff. Reason number 14: How am I ever gonna change my clothes?
Schmidt: You don't change in front of your girlfriend? You get naked in front of her.
Nick: Yes, but those are different things. When you're naked, you're powerful and it's glorious. When you're changing, you're hunched over and cowering, like an animal.
Schmidt: Animals don't wear clothes, Nick.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey. I'm sorry that this didn't work out. I'm sorry that we sucked.
Jess: Look, we don't suck. I'm crazy about you, but I don't have to spend every second with you in what amounts to a one-room log cabin.
Nick: Cabins are what drove the Pilgrims crazy. That's why they killed each other at the Plymouth Rock Massacre.
Jess: That's not a real thing.
Nick: So how did the millions of Pilgrims die?
Jess: There definitely weren't millions of Pilgrims.
Nick: Then how do you explain my 37-page essay about it?
Jess: I think you made it up in your head.
Nick: This seems like one of those "agree to disagree" moments...
Jess: No. It's not.
Nick: I'm also older than you.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Is that why you guys are sorting through my garbage? I appreciate the concern, you guys, but Abby has changed.
Coach: Then how do you explain this?
Schmidt: I put my coffee grounds in a plastic bag so it doesn't get the rest of my trash dirty.
Coach: Really?
Cece: Yeah, he does that.
Coach: You got clean-ass trash, man. I don't even need gloves for this.
Schmidt: Quit sorting through my trash, Coach. You're messing it all up.