Nick Quote #625

Quote from Nick in Sister

Nick: [to the old woman and a teenage boy] Oh! Well, well, well, it's a snake in the grass. How you doing? My name's Nick. You know martial arts? Swear to God you don't? You run around with this hunk anymore, this little surfer cat. I know your game. Charming the ladies with your baby blue eyes. I wish I had 'em. Breaking my heart, beautiful.
Old Woman: What?
Nick: And I all do is love you. I give and I give. I been working for 40 years at the steel mill for you.
Old Woman: We just met.
Nick: I want to rip that blouse off you and put it on me.
Old Woman: Oh, wow.
Nick: I want to wear your lipstick.
Old Woman: Well, that's interesting.
Nick: I want to rip those earrings off and put 'em on and I want to be the girl!
Old Woman: That would be wonderful.
Nick: But I won't do it around all these crazy Jews. And I don't care who's watching. I want what I want. [kisses her]

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 ‘Sister’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: The target is Rachael. She's a Hebrew school teacher.
Nick: Crashing some random kid's bar mitzvah's the best way to get her?
Schmidt: Get her on the dance floor, a little bit softer now, a little bit louder now, sweep her off her feet, we'll get married, we'll have a son named Elon. At his bar mitzvah, I tell the story of how I met his mom at this bar mitzvah. Not a dry eye in the house. Jewish continuity, et cetera, et cetera.
Nick: Do you realize how long you were just talking?
Schmidt: There she is. Whew! A beautiful piece of hamentaschen.
Nick: What the hell is hamentaschen?
Schmidt: Problem is her dad is my rabbi. He hates me. So I just need to charm Rachael before he gets to her and tells her horrible-slash-true things about me.

Quote from Nick

Nick: What did you come here to talk to me about?
Schmidt: As I was saying earlier, I have a very difficult flirting situation here. I mean, it's a double black diamond: trees, moguls. And, as we both know, you're the best wingman who's ever wung.
[flashback to Schmidt and a wheelchair-bound Nick crashing an outdoor, woman's yoga class:]
Nick: Thank you, Schmidt! I'm almost glad I got in the accident so we can have more days like this together, with you helping me through this. How could a guy so rich be so generous with his time? Whoa. [wheelchair rolls]
[flashback to a book store:]
Nick: Excuse me. Are you the writer of So You've Mastered the Female Orgasm, Now What? Incredible. Can I have your autograph?
Schmidt: Of course.

Quote from Winston

Nick: Well, I can't wait to meet the mysterious Abby Day.
Jess: Not mysterious. Jet setter.
Winston: You know, I always imagined her with a French-speaking black husband, like a Jerome St. Pierre.