Nick Quote #591
[on movie screen:]
Kids: Happy birthday, Ms. Day. Yay!
Joan Day: What I remember most of all is the pain. Honestly, it was 36 hours-- more than that-- of just searing, ripping, and then... [claps] [imitates baby wailing] Out you came, the most beautiful, beautiful little baby I ever saw in my life. And I forgot all the pain.
Bob Day: When you were born, I got a deli sandwich at the hospital cafeteria. And then there was a baby.
Cece: Happy birthday to my oldest and my best friend.
Dr. Foster: Happy birthday, Ms. Day.
Coach: Happy birthday.
Outside Dave: Birthday.
Sadie: Happy birthday, Jess.
Rose: Happy birthday, Jess.
Bearclaw: Happy birthday from Bearclaw.
Bob Day: I love you. Happy birthday.
Joan Day: Happy, happy birthday.
Kids: You have a cool boyfriend.
Nick: This is the coin I had in my pocket the first night we kissed. And I always have it. Happy birthday, Jess.
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.