Cece Quote #91
Quote from Cece in Clavado En Un Bar
Jess: Cece, bring it fast, and bring it hard. You have 53 seconds.
[flashback to Young Jess approaching Young Cece in the school library:]
Young Jess: You okay?
Young Cece: Yes. No. I think I need glasses unless crying makes your eyes not work. I can't read this, but even when I can, I don't understand it.
Young Jess: Crying makes your eyes work better. After I finished Sophie's Choice, I could see in the dark for a week. Here's what I do when I lose mine. [leans in close to the textbook] Ooh, this is interesting. Get in here, we'll learn it together.
Young Cece: But everyone'll laugh at us.
Young Jess: They can drive it or milk it as far as I'm concerned. I don't know what that means. I heard my dad say it.
Young Cece: My dad just died.
Young Jess: Well, if you want to come over, and listen to mine say "They can drive it or milk it" you can. He's also got one about the turds in City Hall.
Young Cece: Thanks. I'm Cece.
Young Jess: Jess.
[present:]
Cece: I was your first student.
New Girl Quotes
‘Clavado En Un Bar’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: And that's when I decided to stop playing the game of basketball. Jess, walk away the moment you stop loving it. I mean, that's what I did.
Jess: That's the thing, you didn't walk away.
Coach: You decided nothing. That story contains zero decisions.
Winston: Look, I decided to stop playing the game of basketball when my doctor told me I had to stop. Okay, okay, all right, I it was my decision to start to play the game of basket.
Jess: You were handed a basketball six seconds after you were born.
Winston: Damn, do I even like basketball? I mean, goodness, have I ever made any decisions my whole life? Are we all just living inside the mind of a giant?
Quote from Schmidt
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Have you always been short? I've always been fat. But who cares how God made you? Don't let him put you in a skin box. At the end of the day, I'm just a fat guy standing here in front of a short guy telling him that I think we found his tree.
[present:]
Schmidt: It wasn't long before I caught the attention of Old Man McCue, Christmas tree king of Syracuse, inventor of triple netting. However... In the words of the late, great Sir Billy Joel.
Jess: Billy Joel is definitely alive. And he's definitely not a knight.
Schmidt: "The good, they do die young."
Quote from Cece
Jess: Oh, my God. I honestly don't know what to do. I have so little time.
Cece: Hey.
Jess: Cece! Have you ever questioned your entire career?
Cece: Duh, I'm a 31 year old model. My last job was for a phone sex ad, and I was the one calling.