Schmidt Quote #621
Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
Schmidt: Three. Two. Do it for Cece. [Jess moves the car forward slowly]
Jess: Oh, my God!
Schmidt: What the hell was that?!
Jess: You told me to hit you with the car!
Schmidt: You friggin' hit me with your vehicle!
Jess: You asked me to.
Schmidt: I didn't think you were gonna do it.
Jess: I barely tapped you.
Schmidt: This is my favorite utility khaki!
Jess: Well, then don't tell me to hit you with my car if you don't want me to hit you with my car!
Schmidt: You're out of control!
Jess: What?
Police Officer: [o.s.] Ma'am, please pull over.
[Jess drives forward and sends Schmidt hurtling over the windshield]
Schmidt: Jess! Oh, my God! Schmidt!
Schmidt: Son of a bitch!
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Jess: Right. All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here.
Schmidt: She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler.
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Jess: Wait, that's so great for Cece. Coach is super hot. Wrong crowd. I see that now. Be that as it may, you blew it with Cece, so you have to be fine with this.
Schmidt: I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: I promise I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: 100% fine.
Nick: You're fine?
Schmidt: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Jess: Really?
Schmidt: It's good for Cece, it's good for Coach, it's good for America. Who knows? We might even get another Tiger Woods out of this situation. Wouldn't that be nice?